This is Marie. She’s way cool and has amazing hair. We met her mom and she’s equally cool too (we wish we had moms that are professors at Harvard). This is Paragoomba. He arrived here last December from China. He enjoys teaming up with ghosts, stealing lives from Mario, dropping Microgoombas from the sky and dressing up as a pirate.

Today we had a $25 million dollar search for Alice. We found her, but don’t worry, she wasn’t harming Lion – she was protecting him! When we asked Lion about his whereabouts, he responded "No Questions!".

Here’s the lovely Alison and the snow-man, super pizza chef extraordinaire Jolly. Jolly was saved from Eckerd Drugstore in Pittsburgh during the holiday season of 2003. He has a twin brother, Jolly’s Brother who wears blue and will make a appearance eventually. Jolly wears a baseball t-shirt but does not play baseball. Jolly is a pizza connoisseur and can be found at some of New York’s finest pizza establishments throwing dough in the air and catching it in his mouth.

Here is Heather and Mr. Monkeyhead, a member of the Puffalump Brigade.

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