Candy Crack Delivery Service


Candy Crack is a real make believe drug. It’s like children in a tree house (not crack house) pretending to sell drugs. It’s peddled in a neighborhood where you don’t have to grow up, so it makes sense that we are pretending to be kids doing the bad things that adults do. No one wants to get old, but no one wants to be just a kid. With Candy Crack you can have it both ways.

Call for the delivery of a 100 percent sugar crack rock (multicolored and multi-flavored with snow cone syrup) to your Brooklyn house. Expect a 7-foot tall man in a plush, blue fish mascot head, white gloves and a tuxedo to come knocking soon after. You can purchase a few rocks for $1 a pop in a dime bag. Can’t say too much here because y’know it’s drugs.

Call or text 347 742 2293 for delivery at the appropriate time
Serving Williamsburg and Greenpoint only
10p-2a; $1

The National – CLOUDS

"Strong, feminine shapes set the scene this season.This week, M features the work of five of the top designer’s as they prepare to showcase their new collections at Dubai Fashion Week, and collaborations with New York artists Reed + Rader to create a dreamlike world of make believe." – The National Newspaper Magazine

You can see the feature story here AND you can see the images large on our website here with a special image featuring Robot.