This is a tale of FiFi Bofinkles and the telephone.  As soon as I get on the telephone, Bofinkles jumps on my  lap.  Bofinkles doesn’t understand I’m on the telephone, she think it means “Bofinkles Time”.
Example from  today:
Me on the telphone “Hey, how are you doing?” and continues conversation…
Bofinkles sprints over, jumps on my lap “What Mom? Do you need me”?”

Bofinkles: “Hey, I’m talking to you.  Do you need me, do you?”

Bofinkles: “Ok, I am getting closer to you.  I will jump on your shoulder.  Are you talking to me?”

Bofinkles: “Why aren’t you responding to me standing here, looking at you? Maybe if I pretend I fell asleep while you were talking to me you would notice..”

Bofinkles: “PLEASE JUST RUB MY CHEEKS! PLEASE!”

Bofinkles: “Ok, so about that conversation we were having.  How are you?”

Bofinkles: “Omg, are you ignoring me again?  What If I just fall down..?”

Bofinkles: “Just look at me.  Please!”