Meet Big Mister Pumpkin. He’s massive in size. We were at Target one day last year and saw him, but he was major dollar, so we pretended he was a imposter. Then, I was at Target a few days after Halloween, and OMG, he was in the SALE holiday rack for $3(!). I lifted him into my arms, over my head, spun around and rejoiced, and then continued on a uncomfortable journey of many stares and car horns as I carried Pumpkin home and onto the subway. Once I got home (with no arm strength left), I blindfolded Matthew and led him to the couch where a Big Mister Pumpkin was sitting. I believe Matthew cried. He lights up with a big smile and enjoys the game "Marco Polo".